11 Tips to Get Away with Murder and Never Get Caught
Many people are looking at me strangely these couple of weeks. Yes, it is scary to admit, but in fact, I really admire criminal minds and murderers. Most of all, the intelligent untraceable ones. They can be tricky and very hard to figure out. Of course, I don’t appreciate the fact that someone has been violated to death and killed, but what strikes me the most is how murderers use their intelligence to hurt others in ways that aren’t easy to think of and evident to the policemen.
Who are these people?
I’ve always, myself, wanted to be a psychiatrist and be an expert in criminology and in criminal minds. But it frightened me to deal with the very dark side of a sick and twisted person. If the brain plays very bad tricks on a normal human such as believing in ghosts, maleficent spirits and zombie attacks after watching a horror movie, let’s not imagine what happens in a criminal sick mind. So I ended up stuck with watching movies, series and TV shows on serial killers and FBI trying to figure things out and get a glimpse on how to get away with murder.
Recently, my english teacher gave us this very interesting topic to work on and present, which is : “Serial Killers”. This homework awakened even more my curiosity to increase my knowledge in this topic and with more and more research on the subject, I learned the mistakes that many of the murderers make and get caught. So I thought why not make a list of tips on how to get away with murder. Here it goes:
1.Don’t kill someone related or close to you : The victim better be a stranger because you will be the first person the cops will call and interrogate in case you knew them.
2.Purchasing crime equipment process : When buying the stuff you need for the crime like plastic bags, gloves, rope, tape … Pay with cash and never use a credit card since it’ll be harder for investigators to track you. Start the purchasing process months before the murder and buy each item once at a time. It is better for you to shop at large stores and not at small local ones. And most importantly, never forget to always burn the receipts relative to these purchases.
3.Get rid of the corpse : If you are opting to throw the corpse in a lake/sea/ocean, don’t ever wrap the body in a plastic bag or else it won’t drown. If you do insist on this option, you can always use a textile bag. Even better, tie the body with heavy stuff such as metal materials like bowling balls for example. Furthermore, you could always burn the corpse and throw its remaining in a lake/sea/ocean as well. Another way to make the corpse vanish, is to dissolve it using acid. This last option is the quickest, safest and most effortless one. It takes only half an hour for a corpse to dissolve in acid and it will disappear forever and ever.
4.Hide evidence: Don’t ever go to the crime scene without gloves and a cap or a hat. Your fingers as well as your hair should be covered at all times because it is the first thing investigators search for while on a crime scene: fingerprints of the murderer.
5.Solid alibi: Don’t forget to always build a strong alibi. Pay attention to the timing of the murder and trick the police into believing where and with who you were.
6.Get rid of the witnesses: While committing the crime, always pay attention to the existence of unwanted company. In case you face a witness, you’ll have to deal with a double murder. It is the only way to stay safe.
7.Having partners: Never trust anyone. It is preferable to commit a crime all alone, even if it takes double and triple the time and the effort. In the majority of cases, partners turn out to be more of a trouble than of help. Especially if you get suspected and investigated, they might crack under pressure or threats of being imprisoned or even undergo a death penalty in some countries and states.
8.Be very organised : Criminals who get caught very fast are those who act instinctively without scheduling the steps they’re planning to take. Be intelligent and plan everything carefully beforehand.
9.Victim’s related stuff: Don’t keep anything from the victim at your disposal. Everything related to the victim such as their private stuff, or the tools used to planning the murder such as the victim’s pictures or location maps must be burnt right away after the murder in order to get rid of any evidence that might be leading the police to your doorstep.
10.Murder related research: The internet is not a safe place to research murder related matters. Even by deleting the search history you made on your laptop, the police can still track all the sites you’ve been surfing lately. It is better to not search online at all.
11.And most importantly, never blog about a list on how to get away with murder.
So now, you can consider yourself well prepared to commit a murder and I’ll assure you, you will always get away with it and never get caught by anyone. But don’t forget to follow the above tips step by step with no exceptions to achieve the perfect murder of all times
Finally, the ultimate advice I could give you is to never kill anyone because what comes around always comes back around.